>ROFL!
OK, here are a few more jokes, from the "Third Reich". I read them some time ago in the book "Der Flüsterwitz im Dritten Reich" (Underground Humor in the Third Reich). I highly recommend this book.
1) A catholic, while confessing, asks his priest whether it is a great sin to desire somebody's death, with all your heart. The priest answers that
in this particular case, God will forgive you.
2) When Hitler's troops invaded Russia, and later suffered great losses while retreating, people talked about the "Race in honor of Emperor Napoleon"
(who had committed exactly the same mistakes).
3) One SA-man [secret police] told another one: "Did you hear? The Reichstag [parlament building] is burning!" The other answers: "Pssst... that is tomorrow."
It was discovered eventually that the burning of the Reichstag was apparently the task of a single fanatic. But Hitler took advantage of the situation to blame the Communists.
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)
