>>ROFL!
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>OK, here are a few more jokes, from the "Third Reich". I read them some time ago in the book "Der Flüsterwitz im Dritten Reich" (Underground Humor in the Third Reich). I highly recommend this book.
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>1) A catholic, while confessing, asks his priest whether it is a great sin to desire somebody's death, with all your heart. The priest answers that in this particular case, God will forgive you.
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>2) When Hitler's troops invaded Russia, and later suffered great losses while retreating, people talked about the "Race in honor of Emperor Napoleon" (who had committed exactly the same mistakes).
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>3) One SA-man [secret police] told another one: "Did you hear? The Reichstag [parlament building] is burning!" The other answers: "Pssst... that is tomorrow." It was discovered eventually that the burning of the Reichstag was apparently the task of a single fanatic. But Hitler took advantage of the situation to blame the Communists.

From WW II.

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