>That website wanted to install a news ticker on my machine. I don't think I care much for that, or for Forbes.
You're driving IE, right? It's vulnerable to such stuff, or it's just my firewall being smart enough.
>Tell them the one about putting the cat in the trunk.
OK, so it's the joke telling day...
Once upon a time the engineers in Zastava visited Toyota to see how do they achieve the quality. The test which most impressed them was when the Japanese would put a cat in the trunk overnight. In the morning, if cat was still breathing, the trunk wasn't airtight - back to the assembly line.
Upon returning home, the chief engineer said: "We have decided to apply the Japanese technology, albeit with a slight modification: we'll put a cat into a Yugo overnight. In the morning, if the cat is still there, the car passed, if not, back to assembly line."
>Come to think of it, if the Yugo factory used to be a cannon foundry, it reminds me of that Russian joke you told about the guy who works in the bicycle factory. Tell that one, too. I'm sure you can tell it better than me.
Not sure this is a Russian joke - I've heard it at home, about USSR... maybe the present Russians can confirm if they heard it too.
Two Soviet workers walking to work.
- Say, why do you walk with me? You work in a bicycle factory. Can't you steal a few parts and assemble a bike at home?
- Doesn't work. I'm doing this for years, and I've assembled several rocket launchers already, but can't make a bicycle out of it.