>"C# adds girth!"
Girth to my source code? yes.
>"Girls prefer guys who code in C#!"
Yet to meat a woman who was impressed that I'm a software developer, much less a C# developer.
>"C# is better than Viagra!"
See above
>Whats the one liner (I'm serious) MS pitches C# with?
uh... C# is same as D-flat? :)
Work as if you don't need money
Love as if you've never been hurt before
Live as if this is your last day to live
Dance as if no one's watching