>But they do sometimes tell a story that is almost true because they want somebody somewhere to think that some part that is in the story is true which actually isn't. There's a whole department that specializes in put just that kind of thing together.

A department? Try a whole city.


>The National Endowment for the Arts will be happy to help. That's government money so nobody really has to pay for it.

Performance art? Okay, I'll try. But I'm not sticking anything in any orifice for grant money. Or at least my own.