>>Oh a Scotsman tried and true left the bar one evening fair
>>And one could tell by how he walked he'd had more than his share
>>He stumbled round 'til he could no longer keep his feet
>
>Which reminds me of Dean Martin's "I'm not drunk as long as I can lie on the floor without holding to anything".

Yeah, and he also said he wasn't a problem drinker. He drank till he passed out, no problem.

John