Please, no one take this seriously.
I heard "Imagine" on the radio the other day, and decided a little "Weird Al" pardody would be good.

So, with acknowledgement to the creative genius of John Lennon...a remake of the classic "Imagine..."

Imagine there’s no FoxPro
It’s easy if you try
No Interop below us
They should have stopped at VFP5
Imagine all the people
Working in the CLR…

Imagine there’s no DBF
It isn’t hard to do
No worries about security
And no data corruption, too
Imagine all the people
Writing code in C (or VB)

You may say I’m a sycophant
But there are others just like me
Someday soon you’ll see the light
And write your code in C (or VB)

Imagine no OLE DB Provider
No need for local data munge
Do your work in sql stored procs
And leave behind the grunge
Imagine all the people
Sharing in .NET

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you soon join us
And write true interfaces ‘til you’re done…