Athiest!

>Please, no one take this seriously.
>I heard "Imagine" on the radio the other day, and decided a little "Weird Al" pardody would be good.
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>So, with acknowledgement to the creative genius of John Lennon...a remake of the classic "Imagine..."
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>Imagine there’s no FoxPro
>It’s easy if you try
>No Interop below us
>They should have stopped at VFP5
>Imagine all the people
>Working in the CLR…
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>Imagine there’s no DBF
>It isn’t hard to do
>No worries about security
>And no data corruption, too
>Imagine all the people
>Writing code in C (or VB)
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>You may say I’m a sycophant
>But there are others just like me
>Someday soon you’ll see the light
>And write your code in C (or VB)
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>Imagine no OLE DB Provider
>No need for local data munge
>Do your work in sql stored procs
>And leave behind the grunge
>Imagine all the people
>Sharing in .NET
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>You may say I’m a dreamer
>But I’m not the only one
>I hope someday you soon join us
>And write true interfaces ‘til you’re done…