Please take this one seriously <g>

Imagine they made real marketing
It’s easy if you try
Respect of the customers
Not trying to sell useless tools
Imagine all the people
Using what they neeedd oh oooh ooooh

>Please, no one take this seriously.
>I heard "Imagine" on the radio the other day, and decided a little "Weird Al" pardody would be good.
>
>So, with acknowledgement to the creative genius of John Lennon...a remake of the classic "Imagine..."
>
>Imagine there’s no FoxPro
>It’s easy if you try
>No Interop below us
>They should have stopped at VFP5
>Imagine all the people
>Working in the CLR…
>
>Imagine there’s no DBF
>It isn’t hard to do
>No worries about security
>And no data corruption, too
>Imagine all the people
>Writing code in C (or VB)
>
>You may say I’m a sycophant
>But there are others just like me
>Someday soon you’ll see the light
>And write your code in C (or VB)
>
>Imagine no OLE DB Provider
>No need for local data munge
>Do your work in sql stored procs
>And leave behind the grunge
>Imagine all the people
>Sharing in .NET
>
>You may say I’m a dreamer
>But I’m not the only one
>I hope someday you soon join us
>And write true interfaces ‘til you’re done…