>Tom, Tom, Tom
>
>>Riddle: What did one syllable say to another syllable?
>>
>>Answer: I am all stressed out! :)
>>
>>P.S. It is only Monday morning. Wait until Friday! :)
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>:-) Bated breath or what?
>
>Here's some, equally bad:
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>What did the word that was about to go in the washing machine say to the other word that was about to go in the washing machine?
>For washing instruction, syllable
>
>Why do words struggle on the toilet?
>They can't move their vowels
>
>What do you call an Indonesian comma, with spikey hair and gum?
>Punk-chew-Asian.
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>What call you do money him must pay government for see many prostitute?
>Bad sin tax.
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>I could go on...
>
>
>Terry

lol