>>>>I bought some used paint the other day...
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>>>>>That was funny, but Steven Wright is the best in my book!
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>>>That's nothing, I came home last night and stuck my car keys in the back door. My house started, so I drove it around!
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>>I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"
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>Oh yeah, well I've got a splitting headache - I've been trying to take a closeup picture of the horizon all day!

That's nothing - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

We could do this all day. The guy is a master.