>>to make matters worse, that BBC radio show Terry and i were talking about a few days ago has a section where the panel (of comedians) are invited to give new meaning to existing words and make them more applicable to modern life.
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>>Two of my favourites were;
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>>Pokemon - a Jamaican proctologist
>>Countryside - to murder Piers Morgan (a tabloid newspaper editor)
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>That sort of sport is long in use back home, specially online, and numerous "dictionaries" of the kind are circling the web for at least a decade. Off the top of my head, a few translatable ones:
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>dekret (decree) - dete kreten (child cretin)
>čačkalica (toothpick) - cosmetician (čačka lica - picks faces)
>selotejp (sellotape) - cassette with folk music (selo - village)
>kevin kostner - mom's chiropractor (keva - mom, kost - bone)
>bambus (bamboo) - bus crash
>mubarak - cow stable (moo barrack)

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