>>I was an ugly kid. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
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>>I got in a cab and said take me for a good time. He drove me home.
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>>(both courtesy of the late great Rodney Dangerfield)
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>You so ugly - when you were born the dr picked you up by the wrists and slapped you in the mouth!
Flip Wilson did a hysterical routine about a man abusing a woman on a train about how ugly her baby was. She called the conductor who properly chastized the lout. He then offered to get her a drink and "how about a banana for your monkey?"
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