>>>>>I understand your "play on words" but I personally find English (from the couple languages I know) the best for the purposes of describing events, feelings, emotions, legal documents, etc. Maybe it is because I communicate in English most of my life, raised children in English, and think in English.
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>>>>I have to disagree. French is far better for legal documents...
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>>>Hmm. Why do you say that ( never having read, with the possible exception of a speeding ticket, a french legal document myself :-})
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>>>I'd assume any legal document would have to be couched in terms of the jurisdiction involved ?
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>> http://www.legallanguage.com/legal-articles/language-of-diplomacy/
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>>No way to 'misunderstand' a sentence in French.
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>'I see him' 'I see it'

From my French classes roughly forty years ago I remember the sentence "Je suis le roi", which can mean "I am the king" or "I follow the king".