>I haven't spent any time in Texas but I was in Oklahoma for a few days. The cashiers say "Foyn kew" when you're leaving the Piggly Wiggly :)

I speak fluent "New Yawk" and understand a couple of other dialects of American. I can get along in English if I really have to.

I was at a Mickey D in Kentucky and the girl behind the counter asked me

"You wanat superci?"

It took me four tries to translate it.



On a completely different note..........

I vacationed in Hawaii (WOW it was great) and discovered that Captain Cook was not the first European to visit the Islands. After reading the road signs and hearing the names I came to the conclusion the a Polish team of explorers must have visited the Islands a couple of centuries earlier. Having nothing much of value to trade they decided to give almost all their vowels to the Hawaiians and in return got almost all the consonants.