>>>>>>This thread is entirely worthless. I think you should kill it. :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>The classy move here would be seppuku... ;-)
>>>>
>>>>I don't have the appropriate Gi, swords, or second. Sorry. :-(
>>>
>>>I'm sure we'd be happy to supply them for you. I think a more appropriate method would be to bungee-jump into a pool of Pirhana.
>>
>>I'm afraid of heights though... Can't I just drown myself in beer or something?
>
>How bout the old hair dyrer in the bathtub.

Toaster is much better.