I hear this store everyday.

Me: What are you doing?
Them: I didn't do anything.
Me: What were you tring to do?

And so on....

>Mike,
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>>>As one who recently didn't provide enough information in my posts, I agree that we need to make things more specific. If its a technical problem, maybe we should use a technical bug description form. This could include Problem Title, Problem Description, Steps to Reproduce the problem. etc.
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> Oh man, this reminds me so much of the messages I get here at work. I will literally get messages that say: "The computer here doesn't work." Here's how these e-mail exchanges usually go:
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>Me: "Which computer? What is it doing/not doing?"
>Them: "It doesn't come on."
>Me: "Who's computer doesn't come on?"
>Them: "Mikes."
>Me: "What kind of system is Mike's computer? Take a look on the front panel. Are you even getting a power light on it?"
>Them: "Mikes."
>Me: "Yes, but what kind of computer, and are you getting any power on it?"
>
>...and so on...Arg...