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20/12/2004 11:53:41
Dragan Nedeljkovich
Now officially retired
Zrenjanin, Serbia
 
 
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Visual FoxPro
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Other
Title:
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
00970584
Message ID:
00970697
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>>Read it carefully, Jim. It says "made with 100% beef"... not "made of" nor "contains 100% beef"... It could mean anything. It could be "this was pure beef before we started messing with it", or "made with 100% pure beef, plus a bunch of other stuff we didn't bother to mention"... up to "made with 100% beef as a role model".
>
>And remember that that 100% beef includes hooves, lips, nostrils, ... scrotum, sphincter! :-)

Heard this from one of my customers, who were just across the street from a meat processing plant:

These guys were making a "quail paté". The dialogue went like this -

- Is it really quail?

- No way... it's 50% beef.

- Really?

- Yes, one quail, one bull...

- But how do you catch enough quails?

- Well we don't really catch them, we just let them fly through...

back to same old

the first online autobiography, unfinished by design
What, me reckless? I'm full of recks!
Balkans, eh? Count them.
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